princsex:

rabiesvaccine:

synthbass13:

where-havealltheflowers-gone:

mltrygf:

tylerthecreotter:

IM FUCKIN PISSING

I CANT FUCKING HANDLE THIS BUT OMG I’M SO GLAD THAT I CLICKED THAT BUTTON. FUCKING CLICK IT 

The fuck did I just watch.

Can I marry you or

quite possibly the best thing ever

i just peed my pants

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theswimmingbooknerd:

Can we please talk about how sassy All Time Low’s facebook is?

Can I please know who runs this so that I can give them a medal that says “sass-master”

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tofu93:

wanderlustandbound:

nomellamesfriki:

Nostalgia

only 5K … neat, guess us older folk are scarce here on tumblr

All of the nostalgia

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cosfluff101:

hawkandhandsaw-az:

The Pugs of Middle Earth: Faramir, Frodo, Boromir, Thorin

Let’s just pretend this is relevant to this blog so these adorable LOTR pugs can be on our blog, m’kay?

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bad-friend-ayame:

princess-of-landernon:

quantumlockeduniverse:

cake-full-of-fist:

ask-killingfantasy8:

ciel-dog-phantomhive:

crys-love:

tor-o-saurus:

thebigmystery42:

….sorta scared?….

your url makes this 10x creepier

I’ll be waiting, 2…

unbridledkentuckyspirit:

thefuckshitmagnet:

humbledivachronicles:

mr—mosby:

stay at home dad leaves post its for his wife (part 2 ya lil shits)

Going to need more note pads… awwwwww!!!!

Oh. My. God.

I fuckin’ love every single bit of this post.

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-ponyboy-:

itsonlyyforever:

honk-kong:

jillbiden:

the queen wearing a hoodie whilst driving a range rover

[x]

“the thug life chose me”

this is the greatest thing ever

live fast die young bad girls do it well

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hunter-and-angel:

hunter-and-angel:

SO SOMEONE I DONT KNOW TEXTED ME AND

NO AND THEN

AND THEN

HELP ME I DONT KNOW WHO THIS IS AND I LOVE THEM

can i marry you seriously

(via batmanforlunch)

meandthedevilblues:

iraffiruse:

Frozach Submitted

Wtf did I just read

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archiemcphee:

Alright Japan, now you’re just toying with us. Your relentless onslaught of weirdness and cuteness has us glued to our monitors lest we miss the next awesome thing you create or do. We’re putty in your hands. Now you’ve gone and made a series of photographs of cats dressed up as creative interpretations of sushi toppings, resting comfortably atop giant mounds of sushi rice, secured by enormous strips of nori. This one has pretty much rendered us speechless.

These “Sushi Cats” or “Neko-Sushi” are the work of Japan-based company Tange & Nakimushi Peanuts. Who needs to shower or go to work when there is stuff like this to see?

“According to the History of Sushi Cats video, the cats are a magical and historical creature that have been influencing humans since the beginning of time. Tange & Nakimushi Peanuts has released a mobile game app for iPhone and Android phones featuring the Sushi Cats. They also have an online store that offers photo prints, postcards and more (only available in Japan).”

Neko-Sushi is an extremely unusual life-form consisting of a cat on top of a portion of sushi rice. Although several references have come down to us through history from various researchers and witnesses, their existence is still shrouded in mystery and actual sightings remain rare.

There are several academics who have devoted their lives to the study of these creatures. According to a number of these, Neko-Sushi make use of gaps in space to come to us from an alternate dimension. Beyond these “gaps” lies the world of the Neko-Sushi in which, it is recently understood, lies the true identity of the cats that dwell with us here in the human dimension.

We can’t look away. It’s just too cute… too strange… too awesome.

Visit Laughing Squid for even more Neko-Sushi goodness.

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kaieffingleng:

writeyourheart-out:

Johnny Galecki, regarding rumors about him being gay.

This is one of the best statements given by an actor.

Bravo, ser. Bravo.

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porrimz:

coolasacalliope:

porrimz:

my goddamn grandfather comes around and writes shopping lists like this like is that really fucking necessary goddamn calligraphers

why is your grandfather buying eyeliner 

my grandfather is a fabulous motherfucker

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higherstateofmind:

linatransformers:

thehushsoundsecrets:

morphine-dementia:

mandycreates:

kethera:

coconutcoconutcoconut:

youneedmeoryourenothing:

#actors who are actually their character

the greatest casting ever.

Even better when you think about how Dan got a place for himself in NY to continue his career, Emma went to a school in USA, and Rupert bought a fucking ice cream truck.

Follow your dreams Rupert

I didn’t know this. So I looked it up and - HE ACTUALLY DID.

‘I keep my van well stocked. It’s got a proper machine that dispenses Mr Whippy ice cream and I buy my lollies wholesale – 50 for a tenner – so I never run short.

I’m not allowed to sell my merchandise. I’d need a licence for that. ‘I tend to avoid July and August, but the rest of the year I’ll drive around the local villages and if I see some kids looking like they’re in need of ice creams, I’ll pull over and dish them out for free. They’ll say, “Ain’t you Ron Weasley?” And I’ll say, “It’s strange, I get asked that a lot.”

It makes it even better that he just GIVES the icecream away. [Source]

perfect human detected

I decided my dream man. I know I’ve never been too attracted to him but god. This is what I want to do for the rest of my life.

I’ve always had a crush on him

because ice cream

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towritecomicsonherarms:

towritelesbiansonherarms:

shield-agent-merrick:

carry-on-my-vulcan-sorcerer:

superblys:

beeftony:

So I liked this version of Flash Thompson a lot better than the one in the 2002 Spider-Man because he had humanizing moments like this one instead of being a two-dimensional jock stereotype.

#wow this is back

at the end flash is almost holding his hands, not in a slash way, but in a i get it man, i understand kind oh way and it always makes my insides kinda shimmy

Also, IIRC, every incarnation of Flash in the comics was physically abused by his father. This is a big part of why Flash was a bully.

His going “Feels better?” is because Flash of all people knows that lashing out at someone else can make your own pain seem less bad for a while. 

i applaud all of the above comments

Thank you for being wonderful people

feels

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